My Broken Phone
It felt like I was in Rome, When she had stepped on my phone, It’s cracked and it broke , It felt like it was a joke, So I screamed out a moan.
Ballerina
There once was a Girl Katrina Who became a ballerina High up on her toes And down on her nose Now she is a house cleaner
The banana: another limerick
There once was a banana That would grow in Havana It was seen in Peru And was split into two And even went to the savanna!
LIMERICKZ
There once was a boy called Cower He worked and lived in Trump Tower His Boss has Orange skin He didn't look that thin He thinks he has all the power. There once was [...]
Limericks
There once was a boy called Jeff His dad was pretty deaf He always picked his nose And rubbed it on his bros He always had stinky breath. There once was a bully called [...]
Cruzin News
140kg Boar Charges at Boy An eyewitness account of a boar charging. Arron and Cruz were on the grass crawling towards the valley. They had their guns locked and loaded. It was too dark [...]
Cruzin News
Cringey Superhero Saves Universe Netflix offers its viewers a look into the Superhero World! Here we have the Super Lopez, a now world-renowned superhero that has saved the universe after a corrupt tech company [...]
Ocean Pollution
Say you chuck a tiny piece of rubbish out of the car window, drop it or carelessly leave your rubbish lying around, well that contributes to a worldwide issue known well as Ocean Pollution. Ocean [...]
Team Tweak
Sensational Sophie Team tweak A new fresh netball team is ready to take on Maromaku Whananaki school has had a great start to this years 2019 Maromaku sports event. This year Janice [...]
Rugby
This rugby season two Hikurangi teams have combined to create the ultimate team for the Under 11s. So far they have won three games and lost three. Hopefully, their next game is a win! [...]